Why Cant Deer be Taught How to Cross the Street?

You guys see this deer on the right? There's a road in front of him. This major road happens to connect Reisterstown with Randallstown. This deer is going to cross the road in front of him and either get killed, kill someone, cause an accident for an unsuspecting driver, or he's just going to cross safely to the other side of the woods and live to see another day. Which one would you prefer he do? If you're like me, you really don't care if the deer dies or not (it's not like we are allowed to pick it up and go cook). I just don't ever want me and my car to ever be involved with one of these dimwitted deers.

It's 2012! Why cant someone round them up, sit them down in "Deer Woods" and teach them when to cross roads? If they can get shark in tanks at the zoo, they should be able to teach these deer how to cross roads.

These are the kinds of things I feel organizations like PETA should be more concerned with and not just which celebrity is eating turkey for lunch each week.

What do you guys think? Am I overthinking this?